GOOD:
Evey was named "soccer player of the week" at her "happy feet" soccer class this week. ALRIGHT EVEY!!! Way to play some soccer! Kick it, girl! You make daddy proud!
TERRIBLE:
Evey came running into the living room this evening.
"Oh my gosh, guys!" Evey shouted, sounding like a valley girl. "There is something bad... terrible... in the bathroom."
"What is it, Evey?"
"There's poop. On. The. Floor."
"What?!?"
Sure enough, Evey somehow managed to get a streak of poo on the floor. Unless I did it during the day and I just totally somehow didn't notice. Maybe I was too enthralled by the new issue of Esquire? I don't know. It's a mystery.
Soccer, good. Poo on the floor? Terrible.
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