He said, "GO TO BED!"

Boyd is already trying every angle — resorting to tall tales — to work his mom for sympathy.

Just now he was crying in his crib, so I went to check on him. He just started crying harder and wouldn't let me console him.

So Adrianne walked in. That's who he wanted, so I bailed. As I walked out I heard him say, "I want water!" in a choked-up sob. Wanting to help, I went and got him a water.

By the time I got back he was already laying back down, and Adro was shutting the door behind her. "Did you hear him?" she asked. I said yeah, I heard he wanted a water.

"No..."

Apparently there already was a water in the room. So Adro gave him a drink (logical, I know.) She asked him if he had asked me for water. Boyd said he did (he didn't.)

"And what did Daddy say?"

"He said, 'GO TO BED!'" Boyd said.

Also untrue!

Boydee... that's not cool, man!