Thursday, January 10, 2019

Death of a gingerbread house

This photo is of Boyd Atticus Jones, seemingly proud of his gingerbread house he constructed at school. Note the smile, the excitement.

We're sad to report that the entire gingerbread house... including the recyclables that were inside it, serving as a foundation for the house... were consumed by one Kookie Kokonuts Jones, AKA our dog, while everyone was away from the house.

Furthermore, Koko then got sick and went to the bedroom — mom's side, of course — and lost control of her bowels.

And of course she did all of this while I was on a business trip, BECAUSE.

So nice job on the gingerbread house Boyd. Next year, let's remember: gingerbread houses need to be stored 1) on the roof of the house or 2) in the dumpster.

But nice work!

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